joke of the day:
there's an addition of one more person in my section so they
dismantled an unused room to make 2 workstations for the other guy
in the office and the new guy....
the room used to have a light switch for the lights.. and since
they knocked down the wall, the switch disappeared but the lights
were still on...
so after much searching for the switches, everyone left the
lights on overnight.. this morning, we called the buildings people
to find out where the switch was...
they said: the switch is above the ceiling
boards..
wtf?? why the hell would they put the goddamned switch
there? 
You know, this reminds me of the time my uncle's flat was
undergoing upgrading.....
They put in a handrail near the shower area, ostensibly to help
the elderly and handicapped from losing their grip on the
floor....
But guess what..... they put the handrail above the eye
level of most people. 
My uncle went berserk at the contractors when he discovered what
they did..... 'You people want me to do chin-ups in the toilet
ahh?!?!?!' 